Poetry

A poetry competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic 1^st line and the least romantic 2^nd line…

This is winning poem:

My darling my love my beautiful wife…

Marrying you ruined my whole life…

I see your face when I am dreaming…

That’s why I always wake up screaming…

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot…

This describes everything you are not…

I love your smile, your face and your eyes…

Damn, I am very good at telling lies…

Thought for Today

Lot of things go unquestioned & lot of questions go unanswered.

Few words go unsaid & few go unheard.

Some dreams are born dead & some are buried alive.

That’s life.

Some flowers grow best in the sun, others do well in the shade!

Allah always knows what is best for us.

So he puts us where we grow best.

Feel it.

But always hope for the best and trust Almighty Allah.

He is everywhere and never leaves any one alone.

Tone

Most of the problems of life are due to tone of our voice. It is not what we say.. It is how we say…

Golden Lines

Faith is the ability not to be panicked.

If you worry, you didn’t pray. If you pray, don’t worry.

Do the maths. Count your blessings.

God wants spiritual truths, not fake religious minds.

Laugh every day, it’s like inner jogging.

Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.

Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted.

There is no key to happiness, the door is always open.

Boss

Once a Boss, an officer & a clerk were going for a meeting when they saw a genie. Genie said: “I m use to fulfill 3 wishes at a time, as you are 3 people, so I ll fulfill 1 wish for each.”

Clerk: “send me to USA with lot of money.”

Clerk disappears.

Officer: “send me to Paris with lot of beautiful girls.”

Officer disappears.

Genie said to boss: “what is your wish?”

Boss said: “I want these two idiots back at office after lunch.”

Moral: Always let the boss speak 1^st.

Family

Husband is the head of the family, but wife is the neck of the family, which can turn the head any where she wants.

Napolian

Crises in a country are not due to the violence of bad people, it’s due to the silence of good people. (Napolian)

Sincerity

Sincere people sometimes may not be in a position to pull you up..but they always think of ways, not to let you down.

God Knows...

If something happens according to your wish. Say thanks to God, because he gave importance to your wish. But, if something happens against your wishes. Say thanks more to God, because he knows what’s good for you and what’s bad for you. 

Best Friend

What’s the difference between friend and best friend?

When you are sick in hospital. Your friend will ask, how are you?

But your best friend will ask, how’s the nurse?